THE GAME OF LOSER
The game is simple to play on the air. Simply ask everyone in the
a "Loser Question". If someone in the studio answers "yes"
to it, they must shout out their name and then write a letter in
the word, "Loser" on a piece of paper. Whoever spells the whole word
first, is the biggest loser.


-- Have you ever eaten pizza with a knife and fork?

-- Have you ever competed in a food-eating contest?

-- Have you ever put money into a "pyramid scheme"?

-- If you can't produce $20 in cash right now, take a loser letter.

-- Have you ever snuck out of a bar or restaurant without paying?

-- Have you ever worked in a fast food restaurant or pizza parlor?

-- Have you ever bought a toy that nobody could play with because
it was a "collectable"?

-- Have you ever bought event tickets at a premium price from a
ticket scalper?

-- If you've never eaten sushi, take a loser letter.

-- Have you ever eaten at a "Planet Hollywood" or "Hooters"
restaurant? Take a bonus letter if you bought a t-shirt.

-- Have you ever been late to a job interview?

-- Have you ever auditioned for a TV game show?

-- If you've never been to the symphony, take a loser letter.

-- Have you eaten fast food today?

-- Has a collection agency ever come after you?

-- Have you written a check to pay for groceries since the year 2000?

-- Have you ever attended a "Tupperwear" party? Take a bonus letter
if you were the host.

-- Have you ever used a check-cashing store or other fee-based check
cashing service instead of a bank?

-- Have you ever had your credit card declined?

-- Have you ever filed your taxes late, or not at all?

-- Do you own any photos of you with a celebrity that you don't
actually know personally?

-- Do you refuse to purchase anything with your credit card by
phone or online due to your paranoia of fraud?

-- Have you ever bounced a check?

-- Have you ever bought a product from an infomercial or a shopping channel?

-- Has a utility company (phone, electricity, cable, or gas) ever
shut you off because you owed them money?

-- Do you own a futon?