OK...Enough of the wind already.  I know, this is Oklahoma.  But come on.  Here's at least something fun to do on these windy days.

THE GAME OF LOSER
The game is simple to play on the air. Simply ask everyone in the
a "Loser Question". If someone in the studio answers "yes"
to it, they must shout out their name and then write a letter in
the word, "Loser" on a piece of paper. Whoever spells the whole word
first, is the biggest loser.


-- Have you ever eaten pizza with a knife and fork?

-- Have you ever competed in a food-eating contest?

-- Have you ever put money into a "pyramid scheme"?

-- If you can't produce $20 in cash right now, take a loser letter.

-- Have you ever snuck out of a bar or restaurant without paying?

-- Have you ever worked in a fast food restaurant or pizza parlor?

-- Have you ever bought a toy that nobody could play with because
it was a "collectable"?

-- Have you ever bought event tickets at a premium price from a
ticket scalper?

-- If you've never eaten sushi, take a loser letter.

-- Have you ever eaten at a "Planet Hollywood" or "Hooters"
restaurant? Take a bonus letter if you bought a t-shirt.

-- Have you ever been late to a job interview?

-- Have you ever auditioned for a TV game show?

-- If you've never been to the symphony, take a loser letter.

-- Have you eaten fast food today?

-- Has a collection agency ever come after you?

-- Have you written a check to pay for groceries since the year 2000?

-- Have you ever attended a "Tupperwear" party? Take a bonus letter
if you were the host.

-- Have you ever used a check-cashing store or other fee-based check
cashing service instead of a bank?

-- Have you ever had your credit card declined?

-- Have you ever filed your taxes late, or not at all?

-- Do you own any photos of you with a celebrity that you don't
actually know personally?

-- Do you refuse to purchase anything with your credit card by
phone or online due to your paranoia of fraud?

-- Have you ever bounced a check?

-- Have you ever bought a product from an infomercial or a shopping channel?

-- Has a utility company (phone, electricity, cable, or gas) ever
shut you off because you owed them money?

-- Do you own a futon?

Prove it wrong if you would like to try.

LOVE CACULATOR

A formula to Figure out how many

people a woman has been with in her life

Add:

--If her Dad's a cop or military man=+3

--For every tattoo or piercing=+1

--If she was in a sorority=+5

--For every time she's been to rehab=+10

Subtract:

--If her netehr region is straight out of 70's porn=-3

--For every cat she has=-2

--If she is divorced=-6

Add or Subtract Your Own:

--If She Smokes=+3

--If she listens to hard rock=+4

___++++++_____+++++_____+++++_____++++

Rules we have changed/added due to your complaints:

--If she did not have a loving relationship with her father=+3

--For every kid she has=+2

--For SAME Baby Daddy= - the number of children you have by same daddy

--For every DIFFERENT Baby Daddy=+3

--If you go to church every Sunday=-3

--If you live with your mother=-1

--If you've ever participated in group sex=+10

Got this email from a listener today:

"Hey TJ, If you and your family like David Archuleta on Idol, watch that link on youtube.  David performed for Idol's season 1 top 10 back when he was 10 or 11 years old, singing "And I am telling you I'm not going" from Dreamgirls. Kelly Clarkson can't take her eyes off him. He sounds amazing.  Thought you might like it.  Later!   Lisa" 

It seems like this year was the YMCA Grammys.  Like my kid plays YMCA basketball and they make sure every kid gets to play so they don't feel bad.  This year at the Grammy Awards all of the worthy people took home at least one Grammy.  Kanye, Rihanna, Foo Fighters, Carrie Underwood, Herbie Hancock (you 80's break dancers know who he is...right???).  Great  performances too.  Alecia Keys, Foo, Rihanna with The Time.  And as much as I'm over The Beatle's, it was good to hear their tribute too.  FIND OUT THE WINNERS AND HIGHLIGHTS HERE!!!