Prove it wrong if you would like to try.

LOVE CACULATOR

A formula to Figure out how many

people a woman has been with in her life

Add:

--If her Dad's a cop or military man=+3

--For every tattoo or piercing=+1

--If she was in a sorority=+5

--For every time she's been to rehab=+10

Subtract:

--If her netehr region is straight out of 70's porn=-3

--For every cat she has=-2

--If she is divorced=-6

Add or Subtract Your Own:

--If She Smokes=+3

--If she listens to hard rock=+4

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Rules we have changed/added due to your complaints:

--If she did not have a loving relationship with her father=+3

--For every kid she has=+2

--For SAME Baby Daddy= - the number of children you have by same daddy

--For every DIFFERENT Baby Daddy=+3

--If you go to church every Sunday=-3

--If you live with your mother=-1

--If you've ever participated in group sex=+10